Miggie Smalls

Where was Kelsey Peterson when I was going to school? First off, I didn’t even know they had Mexicans in Nebraska - how the hell did this chick end up with one? Second, I know it’s crazy hypocritical because I would be fuming with outrage if this was a dude teacher and a girl student, but a young woman teacher with a post-pubescent boy will always garner male sympathy. If this kid was chilling with his boys, they would be all kind of impressed. It’s kind of the dream of most boys that age - this basketball teacher may as well have been a celebrity or something. Hell, I had some fugly-ass teachers when I was growing up, and I still had room for them in my fantasies (I’m thinking of you, Ms. Hennessey. Rowr!).

I found her myspace page, which is sure to be taken down any day now. How would you like to be the two chicks that are featured with this pederast (mederast?) on the right?