why kids stay fat
Douche from “Just The Ten Of Us”
Bill Kirchenbauer, one of those city slickers from Californey, is upset because there are basketball hoops in some of the driveways of his neighborhood, make it look like “something you’d see in a trailer park.”
Fortunately, for all of humanity, he’s getting resistance from many of his neighbors, who are kind of going outside of the box and wanting their kids to play outside and not stay inside all day and play Xbox so that they can get fat like Bill.
Instead of asking him stupid questions about his ultraposh Lake Travis neighborhood, the Statesman needs to ask the important stuff. Namely, what was it like working with Jamie Luner? Va-va-vavoom!